How long have you been doing music for?
I’ve been playing piano since I was 6 and songwriting since I could speak. I’ve been making money from music now for 7 years.
Describe your sound in 3 words.
Makes ewoks dance
Who are your influences?
Sara Bareilles- she’s great John Mayer…..I’ll have sex with him some day….it’s a goal of mine. Lady Gaga Nina Simone Ben Folds
What was the first record you bought?
tape was Tori Amos “Boys for Pele” CD was Fiona Apple “Tidal” Actual record- haven’t yet. Every record album I have was given to me or stolen from friends, not actually paid for.
Food : “Tiffy loves FRENCH FRIES!!!!” …spoken in a demonic voice full of vengeance.
Actor : Ben Afleck…..yes…I will do him some day as well. Not a top goal of mine, but a goal none the less.
Movie: Any movie that makes me cry. I love to cry. The Wrestler was great.
City: New York Bitches!!!! That’s right!!!! New York. New York. Favorite city to tour to would be Philadelphia, PA Favorite city to fall asleep in a park: Chicago Favorite city to pee in an alley- New York!!! Holla at yo girl Favorite city to drive through: any where in Vermont
Drink At A Bar: anything with double alcohol. “Tiffy loves Liqour!!!!” ….spoken in a drunk demonic voice full of love.
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND
Michael Jackson glove
Family Guy turn it off
Music Licensing $$$$$$
Kanye West idiot
What is the worst job you have ever had?
Being a runner at a studio, and record company all at once. They should have had at least 4 runners for the studio alone.
How do you like living in California?
I’m from here. I love it. San Diego bitches!!!!…..am I responding to these questions by saying bitches too much?
Explain a typical day for you.
7:30am cuddle with puppy bear (that’s my dog that looks like a bear, but is a puppy)
8:00am sad attempt at exercise 8:30am shower and shave my beastly legs and arms
9:00am breakfast.. I love breakfast 9:30am water garden and cut caterpillars in half
10:00am respond to emails and update my status with a profound quote
11:00am send out booking emails
12:00pm eat lunch…not as exciting as breakfast
1:00pm Practice- piano, vocals, accordion, scales, writing
2:00pm receive an email about a song needed for a commercial- due the next day
2:02pm freak out and book time at the studio
3:00pm write song
4:00pm write song
6:00pm go to studio record Jingle for commercial- due tomorrow
7:00pm Still in Studio
8:00pm Still in studio
9:00pm get dinner. The least exciting meal of the day
10:00pm leave studio
10:30pm write more emails for booking, promote shows, catch up on Real Housewives of NYC
12:00am snuggle with puppy
12:20am puppy is annoyed and starts growling, go to bed.
Your song can be the theme for any TV show - what would it be?
“My Life on the D list” I love Kathy Griffen