It’s festival season, which means it’s time to have your personal space invaded by strangers. Prepare yourself for awkward moments, side eye glances, and things you’ll never be able to unremember with this list of the people you wish you didn’t see at music festivals.
So. Painfully. Bored.
Oh, the second hand embarassment. Ample reason for child/parent divorce.
3. The Loner
Sir, you need to calm down. The show hasn’t even started yet.
4. The super confused, but in the front row.
“Who is this band?”
5. The Tripper
Oh, don’t mind her, she just thinks she’s tasting colors.
6. The Drunk
It’s 11 am. How have you consumed that much alcohol?
7. The Sitter
Uh, why did you bring a baby?
8. The Not very good at crowd surfing
The “Let me try crowd surfing now… or how bout now…”
9. The Dude Refusing to Wear a Shirt
Oh, I see you’ve got the Dad bod before you’ve got the kids. Preparation, eh? Nice!
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